Posted by admin | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 06-04-2005
Tags: bagels, deli, dough, sports, writing
Bagels Balls
Funny Tennis Slogans!!?
I am a junior in high school and this year we did a poster where we were in a courtroom, some of us were the jury and some were randomnly spread out. The head coach was the judge and the assistant coach was the baliff. The poster had a slogan that read “justice is served” as in serving the tennis ball (Two of the guys were pretending to serve the ball) I need some good ideas for next years poster. A school appropriate and creative slogan will get the best answer!!!
Just to let you know my school is the Holt Rams
I want a funny yet school-appropriate slogan
One person reccomended that we be lunch ladies and our slogan would be serving double bagels for breakfast lunch and dinner. I liked this answer it is creative, funny, and school appropriate.
um kiss my ace?
Bagels Balls
what is the worst thing about womens tennis?
so many double faults?
so many bagel sets?
one dimensional baseline bashing?
they sound like they’re having the best orgasm of their lives when they hit the ball?
equal prize money in grand slams despite not doing the same amount of work?
The Williams brothers.
Youtube Poop: Bagel Ball
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